GAYS AND THEIR ANAL WAYS

GAYS AND THEIR ANAL WAYS

Some can’t even say the word, parents don’t want to know about it, and friends laugh with the thought of it. Anal is a term some simply can’t unchain from being gay. For a lot of people it’s a horror story. But you’re still intrigued, aren't you? Because: is gay sex always anal sex? 

A hot Saturday afternoon in June, about five to six years ago. I invite a group of friends for a summer picnic on the grass, on a square in the city. New and old friends get to know each other or take a walk down memory lane. One friend is curious to hear about my current love life. After a few minutes she turns to me and asks a rather frank question: “Don’t you suffer from some kind of chronic exposed butthole from having all this anal sex?” At this very moment, everyone’s mouth is filled with snacks and alcohol, so you can imagine the cold silence this question provoked. Two seconds later people swallow their food, others explode with laughter. And then there are the ones who prick up their ears to find out more about this mysterious phenomenon better known as gay sex. That is when I realise; enlightenment is needed here. Not especially in this park where I’m surrounded by my friends, but in general.

Next level shit

The biggest misconception about male sex hundo p is the idea that everyone is constantly penetrating each other’s asses. When for a lot of men, anal sex requires just a little bit more trust. Accordingly, this is not something most men would choose when having a random hook-up. Very often, it is considered to be the next step in a relationship. You have to be able to fart in each other’s presence first before you risk inspecting someone’s butthole from a closer perspective. For people who don’t have a problem separating sex and trust, there isn’t necessarily a barrier. A big asset is the fact that men clearly indicate what they like or not, after all we’re talking about a double dose of testosterone. Just a couple of dudes. This explains the success of apps like Grindr, Hornett or Scruff where men are looking for anal sex. Nevertheless, the majority won’t be disappointed if you don’t agree to be fucked in the arse right away.

Then what is the percentage of males engaging in anal sex? TBH this varies from man to man. There are men for whom anal sex is a basic part of their relationship, others have anal sex during one night stands, and some men don’t feel the need at all. Ever. Generally speaking, every gay man has tried it at least once in his life.

“Is my arse presentable?”

Why not? Trust is an important reason to refuse. You have to be relaxed enough during and this is less easy than you would think. Lubricant and/or poppers are absolute musts. Another factor to shake your head no is hygiene. This isn’t an issue for everyone, but a neat kitchen is more inviting. Small hand pumps are useful to clean the tunnel, but a tidy wiped or washed arse is the very basic. Also, after a recent bathroom visit, you might not feel very confident with anal sex; everything depends on the context of the moment. Am I presentable enough with my sphincter?

Apart from that, there’s another reason not to be super keen on anal sex. If the penis does not touch your prostate, it doesn’t feel particularly good. Stimulation of the G-spot is necessary to enjoy the experience. Otherwise, it just feels like something is going up the wrong way. That’s why only half of the men truthfully think anal sex gives them a good feeling. Probably those who are more ‘in touch’ with their inner G-spot.

Body puzzle

Then what is there but anal sex? Is it only foreplay? Yes and no. Obviously, sex without penetration is different. But it isn’t limited to manual work only. Far from it. The trick is to keep looking for ways to make bodies fit like a puzzle. Quite often, it doesn’t even differ that much from a heterosexual couple. Classic positions like missionary and amazone are interesting because of the fraction between the bodies and penis, even without penetration. In other words; advanced dry-humping. Luckily, men can just kiss each other during sex, so they are not staring at each others backs the whole time, contrary to what a lot of people might think.

Anyway, as long as the Lord doesn’t create an extra hole, people will keep performing anal sex. Some might do it out of an instinctive desire, others by a lack of alternatives. And heterosexuals love it too nowadays. But the best blowjobs will always be given by the real professionals: the gays. 

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