HOW TO HAVE AN ORGY
Orgies dude, it’s not as crazy as it sounds. Especially when you enjoy looking at them like me. One time I actually ended up eyeballing an ex-colleague doing stuff in a shower with 4 women. That’s the beauty of an orgy; there are no guidelines. You don’t have to do anything if you don’t feel like it. But there are rules for both planned and unplanned orgies though. How do we succeed in orgies without letting it go out of hand?
The unplanned orgy
An unplanned sexplosion usually starts later in the evening when everyone is already a bit tipsy. You’re at a house party, you know some people in the room, and everyone is getting a bit cuddly. Suddenly the almighty classic party games start. Never have I ever or Truth or Dare. The dares are edgier than when you were a teenager. The never have I evers friskier. Before you know it two girls are French kissing, one guy is undressing and the room is heating up like a club.
What next? First things first. You need to respect your boundaries and those of others. Communication is key. Especially because some of you might be drunk or tipsy. Ask someone if they like what you are planning. Make sure that the other person is fully agreeing. A maybe is a no. Only a full yes is a yes. And stand up for yourself. Even if you just want to watch.
Keep in mind that you are dealing with multiple people. Do you trust them? Do you trust the people they played with in the past? I’m guessing the answer is no. So be safe. Use protection.
The planned orgy
- Find a lit location with different rooms.
This way you can set different levels of intimacy. Set up one room where everyone can meet. Other rooms are for playing. Maybe you could include some theme rooms too. As long as the theme is not the ninja turtles.
- Make demands bruh.
Which room is used for what? What’s the dress code? Do you want everyone to be tested? Or better: showered? Demand what needs to be demanded for you to feel comfortable and make sure people know these rules before coming over.
- Make sure that nobody gets crazy drunk.
People forget their boundaries and those of others. Know your crowd.
- Fix enough protection and lube.
Try water based lubes because of allergies. Condoms should be spread all over like confetti.
- Start by playing some introduction games.
Play the mirror game where someone sits in the middle of the group, does an activity and others have to mimic it. Sexy AF.
Don’t forget: to have an orgy is to communicate. You’re dealing with humans, not pieces of meat. Although you probably want to bite some of them.