THE HOLY GRAIL OF BRAS.
Let’s face it: Valentine’s day blows. The red roses, the way overpriced crappy chocolates and the fucking pressure. And although bae will make belief she hates it, we all know a little present won’t kill her (and will definitely not kill you). So why not buy lingerie? We all know we’re obsessed with it. Throw cupid some shade with these handy bra tips and make her smile. And yourself a little bit too.
First things first mates: bras are a nerve wrecking maze. You don’t want to end up buying her a freakish dumbo of a bra. For once and for all this is what’s important:
- A normal bra has wires, straps, and cups. This means it’s padded. Women with bigger breasts always need this kind for support.
- When there’s extra padding that looks like mini cushions; it’s a push-up bra. Women wear these to show off the ladies.
- Bra’s without padding but that still have wires (the metal thingies) are called demi bras. Most of the time these are see-through. Hubba Hubba.
- The bra that literally is nothing but fiber and straps is called the bralette. Most loved by the petite breasts in the world and very easy to take off.
Before you get busy you need to check your girl’s lingerie drawer. Look for one of her bras and check the label to discover what size she has. Now you are ready. Say hello to the boys.
She has small boobs and you want to give her something special. This hot, black velvet demi bra is genius then.
She has small boobs and you desire a sexy Valentine. What about some polka dotted transparent bra with some straps in the front?
She has a medium rack and you want her to look cute. Well, cute alert with this soft pink bralette with lots of lace.
She has a medium rack and you want to give her something exceptional. What's more exceptional than this black push-up bra with lace?
She has big tits and nagged about needing a new, decent bra. In that case you can never go wrong with Marie Jo.
She has big tits and you want to give her something only meant for the bedroom. Well, this black angel is ready for you to buy.